Drunk Conversation

I'm not much of a drinker. In fact, I can recall maybe two other times that I have gotten completely wasted. Well, last Saturday night was number three thanks to my co-workers

Around 12 AM, an hour before closing time, this guy named Max came in. He works at a liquor store a few doors down. Anyway he comes in with a backpack full of booze. He has a bottle of Jagermeister, a bottle of tequila, 2 six packs of Miller Light and a shit load of Red Bull. And he's looking for people to share the love with.

I declined at first. After all, I was on the job for another hour or so. But then I see my manager downing a Jagerbomb and I say, hey why not! By closing time every single employee there was completely wasted including myself.

Then me and the other phone guy start cracking up over the fact that we have no way of getting home. He has a car, but neither of us are in any condition to drive obviously. He finally calls a friend who comes to pick us up.

I got home around 2AM and REALLY hoping no one was awake at home. Luckily no one was.

So I go online and have an interesting conversation with one of my friend's exes who I rarely talk to. Here are a few excerpts from said conversation:

Me: dude hwoww come we nevber hang outtt????
Her: Umm...

Her: Because we never really talked before

Me: yeaqaaaa

Me: trye

Me: we shoyudl talk more

Me: Sure =]

Me: yeaqaaaaa

Me: what yu wananna talkj about

Her: Umm... Anything you would like

Her: Where on earth were you drinking?

Me: ummm

Me: attt work\

Me: loll

Me: bastards gott me drunk

Her: So they peer pressured you into it

Her: And now you're drunk

Her: =p

Me: pretty mnuchhhh

Me: pear pressure

Me: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Me: actually i tink its spedlled

Me: peer

Me: is it spelled peer?a

Her: Yes, it's peer

Me: coools

Me: sio wucha doiun

Me: why u still up?

Her: I'm kinda sick so I was sleeping all day so I'm just up

Her: Watching Love in the Time of Cholera

Me: ohhh

Her: One of the main characters has slept with 622 women that he can account for

Me: i rad dat book

Me: well i was suupose to read dat book

Me: byt i cant rememvebr if i did or not

Me: did some one own aq paroot in dat book?

Her: Yup

Me: cooool

Wow, my spelling skills leave much to be desired under the influence...